McSweeney's Internet Tendency
I'm the Female Voice in a Shoe Commercial and I've Accidentally Swallowed this Super Fab Stiletto
The Belladonna Comedy
We’re Proud to Announce Our New Company Policy That Pays Women in Maxi Pads Instead of Dollars
Who Said It: Someone on Great British Bake Off or Someone on Acid?
Points in Case
In This House, We Say “Merry Christmas”
Things I Would Rather Do At Thanksgiving Dinner Than Answer Questions About My Personal Life
BuzzFeed
The Millennial's Guide to Spending Literally No Money
National Lampoon (currently hosted on Weekly Humorist)
Are You Hollywood Pansies Ready To Buy The Actionest Action Movie Of All Time?
Is this Eulogy a Bad Time to Announce That I'm Running For Office?
Robot Butt
Snapchat Launches Filter That Makes You Just as Ugly on the Outside as You Are On The Inside
I Am Honored to Accept These Participation Trophies
AdWeak
I contribute dumb tweets about advertising to this parody Twitter account.