McSweeney's Internet Tendency

I'm the Female Voice in a Shoe Commercial and I've Accidentally Swallowed this Super Fab Stiletto

BuzzFeed

The Millennial's Guide to Spending Literally No Money

The Belladonna Comedy

Who Said It: Someone on Great British Bake Off or Someone on Acid? 

National Lampoon (currently hosted on Weekly Humorist)

Are You Hollywood Pansies Ready To Buy The Actionest Action Movie Of All Time?

Is this Eulogy a Bad Time to Announce That I'm Running For Office?

Robot Butt

Quotes from Amazon's Alexa in 2075

Snapchat Launches Filter That Makes You Just as Ugly on the Outside as You Are On The Inside

I Am Honored to Accept These Participation Trophies

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I contribute dumb tweets about advertising to this parody Twitter account.