I’m Karly, a copywriter and comedy writer based in Brooklyn, NY. The following is a series of facts about me that are likely unrelated to why you came to this web page:

I was raised by a family of musicians, as seen in the photo to your left. That's me spittin’ straight fire on the background vocals in the pink pants.

I've enjoyed a bread sandwich atop the tallest mountain in Ireland. The view was great. The bread was okay.

I've kept a succulent alive for almost three years, but I also once killed a wild lizard by feeding it a Pop-Tart. In hindsight, that doesn’t seem like the worst way to go.

One time, someone broke into my apartment and stole my olive oil. I'll tell you the story over a beer.
Or an email.

Ask me about that olive oil story or something else: