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When I was 2 years old, I learned to tie my shoes completely by accident. I've done most of my learning by accident ever since.

I was raised by a family of musicians, as seen in the photo to your left. That's me killin' the background vocals in the pink pants. 

I've enjoyed a bread sandwich atop the tallest mountain in Ireland. The view was great. The bread was okay.

I've kept a succulent alive for over two years, but I also once killed a pet lizard by feeding it a Pop-Tart. In hindsight, that doesn't seem like the worst way to go.

One time, someone broke into my apartment and stole my olive oil.

I'll tell you the story over a beer. Or an email.