Hi! Hello! Greetings! Salutations! What are we talking about again?
I’m Karly, a copywriter and comedy writer based in Brooklyn, NY. The following is a series of facts about me that are likely unrelated to why you came to this web page:
I was raised by a family of musicians, as seen in the photo to your left. That's me spittin’ straight fire on the background vocals in the pink pants.
I've enjoyed a bread sandwich atop the tallest mountain in Ireland. The view was great. The bread was okay.
I've kept a succulent alive for two and a half years (and counting!), but I also once killed a wild lizard by feeding it a Pop-Tart. In hindsight, that doesn’t seem like the worst way to go.
One time, someone broke into my apartment and stole my olive oil. I'll tell you the story over a beer.
Or an email.
Ask me about that olive oil story or something else: